Mummy, Mummy, can I play with Rover"
We've already dug him up three times this week.
Mummy, Mummy, Dad's going out.
Shut up and throw more petrol on him.
Why did piglet look in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.
What did the cannibal say when he was full?
"I couldn't eat another mortal."
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Well, get up on this couch and I'll examine you.
I can't I'm not allowed on the furniture.