Showing posts with label puns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label puns. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

The Cat Dictionary by Peter Mandel

Do you want to sharpen up on your cat vocabulary? Plain good fun and definitely a book for cat lovers and lovers of language, this dictionary is a tongue-in-cheek book about cat behaviour. Author Peter Mandell takes a look at the words in the English dictionary beginning with cat and then puts his own quirky interpretation on each one, cat-related of course. Here are a few from the book:

catapult: Any piece of furniture that your pet tends to use as a springboard while tearing around the house like a maniac. Popular choices include the backs of antique wing chairs and sofa cushions.

catnip: A feline's not-so-friendly way of informing you that you had better stop scratching its fluffy white tummy, or else.

catastrophe: A prize given annually to the cat that engineers the most spectacular domestic disaster.

Peter Mandel is an American writer living in Providence, Rhode Island with his wife Kathy and cat Chuck. He has written books for adults and children including The Official Cat I.Q Test and Red Cat, White Cat. The text is accompanied by black ans white illustrations by Annette Busse.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Selby's Joke Book by Duncan Ball

Another Duncan Ball production, a joke book. This book is filled with riddles, puns, knock knocks, jokes, stand up routines and much more. Here are a few sample riddles:

How do you make varnish invisible?
Take out the letter R.


What doesn't exist but still has a name?
Nothing.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat miner.

What kind of nail does a carpenter hate to hit?
A fingernail.

Happy reading...

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Simpsons by Bongo #174: Owl or Nothing & Taming Your Wild Child

As from 2012 there will be more comics available in the Little Library of Rescued Books. In the first story in this Simpsons' edition, Owl or Nothing, Lisa is caring for an injured renegade owl from the Springfield Bird Sanctuary whilst Homer is trying his hand in the Real Estate business as a ruiner of neighbourhhods. The owl is having just as much success in home wrecking and I think Lisa is a little sorry that she took this little hooter on.
In the second, and much shorter story, Taming Your Wild Child, Homer is trying to become a more effective parent, but true to his colours, Homer is only having limited success. These comics are great vehicles for learning about puns (play on words), onomatopoeia, rhetorical questions and sarcasm.