Showing posts with label Dinosaur Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dinosaur Jokes. Show all posts

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Stick Out Your Tongue by Peter & Connie Roop

This joke book which contains riddles and some knock knocks is all to do with doctors, dentists and patients. There is a lot of play on words which will more likely elicit a smile than a belly laugh. If you like jokes you will most likely enjoy this little book which could be easily read in half an hour. The illustrations by Joan Hanson, one per two pages are gorgeous ink line works. Here are a few of them:

When is it polite to stick out your tongue?
At a doctor's office.

What should you do if your knee is cold?
Wear a knee cap.

Why did the window go to the doctor?
It had a pane.

Why did the king go to the dentist?
He needed a new crown.


Friday, January 20, 2012

Dinosaur Jokes by Jacqueline Horsefall

A joke book exclusively about dinosaurs so if you are into dinosaurs this might be worth a look at. The illustrations are in cartoon form and very bright, colourful as well as comical. It contains riddles, and for some strange reason one lonely little knock-knock. Some of the riddles are a bit on the lame side, whilst others may elicit a laugh. Try a few of these ones about the Tyrannosaurus Rex:

Why does Tyrannosaurus eat raw meat?
It never learned how to cook.

How do you ask a Tyrannosaurus to lunch?
"Tea, Rex?"

What does Tyrannosaurus eat after it visits the dentist?
The dentist.

Which Dinosaur wears a ten-gallon hat?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.